SWIGGITY STAG? CHECK MY ANTLER SWAG.
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#I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY DECORATING
#HELP ME
#nick of jonas
#YOU HAVE THE ACTUAL WORST FACE
#I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU GOOFY DUMB DUMMYFACE
#GO THE FUCK AWAY
Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”
MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING
Swiggity sweeling she must know the feeling
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#SWIGGITY SWHEEZING NOW I'M WHEEZING
#HELP
there is so much potential for comedy gold right the fuck here and you aren’t even trying tumblr
ACTUAL CANNIBALS
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#I just shouted so loud oh my god
I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this
Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef
none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now
the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef”
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#i think about this all the time
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#i for one do not welcome our robot overlords
#horror
#louis tomlinson
Julie. 24. young and restless. I’ll take any opportunity to do something that makes me feel like Batman.
Things you will find here: Jonases. Band of Brothers. Superheroes. Doctor Who. Awesome.
Now I'm the kinda guy that likes to bounce.
Now I'm the kinda guy that's got a pet mouse
I'm the kinda guy that like to scream
And all these other people wanna do it like me.
formerly (yet still) allfleshisgrass
