missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

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#HELP

dlubes:

justlifeaslarry:

dlubes:

*accidentally sucks 400 dicks at a party*

Sucking 1 or 2 dicks at a party is an accident. Sucking 400 is determination.

no it was an accident

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naughtyintelligentcurious:

@orrgillian: “FYI 400 cigarettes is a rad birthday present 🚬”

naughtyintelligentcurious:

@orrgillian: “FYI 400 cigarettes is a rad birthday present 🚬”

(via blueandbrady)

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#analog vaping

#nick grimshaw

#gillian orr

#marlboro

ihavea1dbloghelp:

i bet harry tastes himself after he jerks off just to see if all the fruit is paying off

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#i think about this a lot

#styles not potter

#sexy dumpster teen

#bohemian junk tramp

crucio:

harry’s journal entry tonight: “august 27 2014 - dear diary, i went full bun for the first time today, in case you were wondering what I was up-do

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#GET THE FUCK OUT

#oh my god

What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane

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#bring back that Nick/Harry au of this plz

#okay bye

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

(via tunnelman)

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#this is exactly what I would do if I had one

#file under things to do this halloween

#sorry in advance mom

#just kidding

#my mom doesn't read my blog

#thank god

221books:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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#oh

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