*accidentally sucks 400 dicks at a party*
Sucking 1 or 2 dicks at a party is an accident. Sucking 400 is determination.
no it was an accident
i bet harry tastes himself after he jerks off just to see if all the fruit is paying off
harry’s journal entry tonight: “august 27 2014 - dear diary, i went full bun for the first time today, in case you were wondering what I was up-do”
- Persephone: knock knock
- Hades: who's there?
- Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
This makes me really chuffed.
This post is quite egregious
Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.